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Okay, I dont know if that kind of stuff should go here [if there's a 'Everything Else' forum, just point] but here goes.
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but then he got eaten by a bear named roger
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Cuz roger likes human meat.
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Do you think this story will have a nice ending?
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*continues from Cuz roger likes human meat*
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Enough of this, it isn't even funny...he said
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For what it's worth; I doubt the ending will be pleasing, but what the heck, A bears hug is just a little squeezing.
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Go a little further with the story,, see if it get's a little less gory!
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"Have you seen my friend Bob?" a little boy asked Roger.
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Hell's Jaws opened up and swallowed the bear Roger in a horrible, bloody display of the devil's fury.
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Incredibly, Roger survived the wrath of hell, and returns back to earth with only minor contusions and some blood loss.
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Just as he thought it was all over, Roger awoke from the incredibly realistic dream he was having.
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"Kids these days" thought Roger as he rolled out of bed scratching his scruffy chin.
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Originally posted by EL-ROI:
"Kids these days" thought Roger as he rolled out of bed scratching his scruffy chin.
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Mirrors lie, thought Roger, I can't possible be Bob. What the.....
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"Nooooooooooooo!" He screamed as he realized he was scoring in the low 3's with a photo of a mean monkey.
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"People are stupid! Who wouldn't love a mean monkey?"
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But as Roger the hairy man looks deeper into the mirror he makes a startling discovery!Message edited by author 2003-08-15 13:27:45.
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Ohhhhhh, no someone missed "O", back up the boat.
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"Oh no!" Roger gasped as he stared at his image. "This can't be!" He reached up with his hand-that-used-to-be-a-paw, and touched the straggly beard on the face of the stranger staring back at him.Message edited by author 2003-08-15 14:10:57.
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--- P lease don't mind me, just moving to the rant forum ;) ---Message edited by author 2003-08-15 16:33:49.
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Originally posted by Konador:
--- Don't mind me, just moving to the rant forum ;) ---
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"Qu'est-ce que c'est", said Bob the Frenchman, looking at the hairy mole on his butt.
