When an ampere, a volt, and an ohm
Went out drinking with coulomb in Rome,
Volt shot coulomb's drink
Through ohm's straw to the sink
Just to prove he could drive ampere home.
An ampere (one coulomb [KOO-lahm] per second) is the current that flows through the resistance of one ohm when one volt of electromotive force is applied. Current is usually referred to as flowing from source to sink. The sobriety test is poetic license.
You do understand, don't you, that those of us who are laughing at most of these jokes have no idea what you just said?
I'm not sure I remember this right, last time I heard it, I was kinda incapacitated, but here goes.
An Army sgt, a Navy CPO and a Marine Private walk into the head early in the morning one winter, each goes into a stall. The Army Sgt sits down and says "GODDAM that seat's cold!", the Navy CPO sits down and says, "Goddam this seat's cold. The Marine sits down on his seat and shouts Holy F^%k that water's cold.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "That's cool, where did you get him?" The parrot answers "I found him at the beach, they're laying all over the place."
