Originally posted by skiprow:
a marine and a sailor were in the john at the same time, taking a whiz. when they finished, the marine headed towards the door, without washing his hands. the sailor piped up, "in the navy, we learned to wash our hands after urinating." to which the marine replied, "in the marines, we learned not to piss on our hands..." |
and the pilot piped, "in the air force, we learn not to piss at all" |
