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06/07/2006 12:15:45 AMPost actions · #26
Originally posted by timfythetoo:
Timfy: At age 76, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.
And my wife owns one already.
everyone will just think it's an accident! :0P
06/07/2006 12:24:21 AMPost actions · #27
Naomi Kevin at age 75 you will die from a lethal dose of sugar
That could become true....I'm diabetic!!
06/07/2006 12:27:13 AMPost actions · #28
constance: At age 52, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
06/07/2006 12:34:55 AMPost actions · #29
I'm not liking this -
Andy: At age 91, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
06/07/2006 12:37:11 AMPost actions · #30
Clint: At age 49, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
06/07/2006 12:38:32 AMPost actions · #31
Originally posted by awpollard:
I'm not liking this -
Andy: At age 91, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
Without looking up the meaning of "shanked" that does not sound good at all.
06/07/2006 12:46:03 AMPost actions · #32
Sher: At age 58, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.
06/07/2006 12:47:31 AMPost actions · #33
Brandi: At age 87, you will choke on a piece of steak.
06/07/2006 12:54:04 AMPost actions · #34
Revecca: At age 68, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
06/07/2006 01:00:57 AMPost actions · #35
Marc: At age 102, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
06/07/2006 01:20:15 AMPost actions · #36
1st:
Steve: At age 34, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
2nd: HELL YEA!
Steve: At age 45, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
Elvis style baby!
06/07/2006 01:37:46 AMPost actions · #37
Hmmm..it looks like you will all have to put up with me and my strange ways for a wee bit longer. Here are my results.
Judi: At age 67, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.
06/07/2006 01:42:06 AMPost actions · #38
Whoaaaaaaaaa..... seems I am already dead
According to the site: At age 56, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.
Must have been one doozy of a malt beverage.....I never felt a thing.
Ray
06/07/2006 01:42:51 AMPost actions · #39
06/07/2006 01:43:54 AMPost actions · #40
Originally posted by Rikki:
who'll do mine?
Rikki: At age 64, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
06/07/2006 01:44:12 AMPost actions · #41
damn! i spoke too soon!
ETA: I shouldn't use vodka or any flammable liquids when i do my martini shots :PMessage edited by author 2006-06-07 01:44:56.
06/07/2006 01:44:38 AMPost actions · #42
Originally posted by Rikki:
damn! i spoke too soon!
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
06/07/2006 01:49:04 AMPost actions · #43
Elvi: At age 36, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
06/07/2006 01:53:22 AMPost actions · #44
Richard: At age 72, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
This is exactly what I thought too! :P
06/07/2006 01:58:16 AMPost actions · #45
At age 86, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.
06/07/2006 01:59:11 AMPost actions · #46
Rikki: At age 87 you will die a violent death, having been shot in the back by an enraged 35 year old male who caught you in "Flagrant delicto" with his wife.
You cad you...........hehehehehe
06/07/2006 02:02:06 AMPost actions · #47
Originally posted by RayEthier:
Rikki: At age 87 you will die a violent death, having been shot in the back by an enraged 35 year old male who caught you in "Flagrant delicto" with his wife.
You cad you...........hehehehehe
06/07/2006 02:10:12 AMPost actions · #48
It gave me a choice of fate...
Art: At age 47 you will die in a huge conflagration caused by falling asleep with a lit torch.
Art: You will be poisoned after drinking a colorful elixir given to you by *ack.. gasp! cough... expire*
Art: Art is eternal. You will live forever.
06/07/2006 02:46:26 AMPost actions · #49
At age 102, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.
06/07/2006 02:53:52 AMPost actions · #50
At age 75, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.