Why do all of you, have to get me started
Would you smell it, if I suddenly farted?
I just don't understand, why we have to rhyme
To be completely honest, I find this retarded.
Now that's out of the way, I can speak my mind.
You better type fast, or you won't post it in time.
Hit the button too late, someone took your idea.
Someone stole your line, you're like 'damnit that's mine!'
You're in a rut, it's nothing like mine
I buy lenses and flashes, I buy a zoom then a prime
I have tripods, monopods, a few batteries that leak
I haven't used any of them, in at least a few weeks
I buy filters and gadgets, that sit and collect dust
I simply can't use them, stay newish they must
Once they get dirty, their value goes down
Not to mention, what if I dropped one to the ground
Extra batteries, yes I have a few, at least three
Want to borrow my star filter, blue, red or green
Do you need a CF card, or want to use my new Mac
Well where did I put it, I start to lose track
Backpacks and shoulder bags, yes I do have a few
But I wouldn't want to use them, I must keep them new
Next time when I order, I'll leave them packed tight
Where no one can get to, not even the light
You have to be careful, with lenses and lust
You open your wallet, and you're left with just dust
But spend I will continue, till there's nothing to buy
Then I'll start to shoot Canon, or Pentax, no lie
