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05/28/2005 12:50:59 PM · #176 Post actions
.... cast off, and sail immediately before the storm that was brewing fell upon them......
Notwitstanding the perils he faced should the storm erupt, he sailed ahead with determination....I must hurry he tought to himself, I must reach my destination before.....
05/28/2005 12:51:13 PM · #177 Post actions
He looked into her eyes knowing the risk...
05/28/2005 01:21:23 PM · #178 Post actions
Larry remembered the risks of being with women...especially underaged women.
He had to decide if she was worth the risk. After considering his options...
05/28/2005 01:28:48 PM · #179 Post actions
he decided to fly her to Saudi Arabia where she would be legal and have no rights, which was important in case she...
05/28/2005 03:10:38 PM · #180 Post actions
decided to sue. However, the plane encountered a severe thunderstorm somewhere over the Red Sea and was forced to land on an island populated by golden women: . "Paradise," thought Larry, " I am in paradise"..however, there was a slight problem...before he could stay on the island and not be cast off naked in a raft, the women challenged him to wrestle with a ...Larry was a little concerned about his chances in this match so he decided to make a run for the plane and attempt a take off but while thrashing through the jungle he encountered...Message edited by author 2005-05-28 15:12:15.
05/28/2005 03:42:39 PM · #181 Post actions
An aborigine who threw giant apples at him
Fortunately he made his way to safety in a...Message edited by author 2005-05-28 15:43:03.
05/28/2005 03:54:15 PM · #182 Post actions
Basket of eggs. Larry painted the apple white, pulled it down over his head and jumped into a basket of eggs in a farmers cart. Much later after a bumpy rife he found himself..
05/28/2005 03:58:37 PM · #183 Post actions
buying a pack of smokes at the local market
He lit one up, inhaled deeply and...
05/28/2005 04:00:00 PM · #184 Post actions
spat the smoke out as he found himself face to rear with a fairly disturbing image, that of
He slipped off the basket of eggs, down into the cart, and rolled off to the hard padded ground, upon which moment he hit his head on ...Message edited by author 2005-05-28 16:01:16.
05/28/2005 04:01:22 PM · #185 Post actions
... found himself looking at
OMG - what was I thinking said Larry!
He quickly stomped it out, but not before...
05/28/2005 04:02:57 PM · #186 Post actions
A woman rushed up to him and handed him a small bundle and said "Here, I believe this is yours!"
Larry was in shock! He couldn't help but to...
05/28/2005 04:07:39 PM · #187 Post actions
..to think that his vasectomy didn't work!
Poor Larry, now faced with having to
prove if he really is the father, remembered
seeing in the neighborhood a .....Message edited by author 2005-05-28 16:08:07.
05/28/2005 04:09:46 PM · #188 Post actions
Cockroach.
He felt compelled to go back and find it once again. On his way to look, he...
05/28/2005 04:14:38 PM · #189 Post actions
saw that
had eaten the cockroach and scuttled his chance to...
05/28/2005 04:29:58 PM · #190 Post actions
impress Lelani.
Discouraged and weak, Larry made his way to...
05/28/2005 04:31:49 PM · #191 Post actions
the market, whereupon he saw
and decided he was hungry for...
05/28/2005 04:35:20 PM · #192 Post actions
Gummi Bears.
By now the son he never knew he had was getting older and could almost fill Larry's shoes.
Larry III pointed to something in the distance. It was...
05/28/2005 04:41:28 PM · #193 Post actions
A vision of his son's future
05/28/2005 05:12:25 PM · #194 Post actions
Having all he could take for one chapter, Larry decided to drive off in his miniature '69 Chevelle.
END OF CHAPTER THREE
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CHAPTER FOUR
Back in Larry's hometown, his family and friends were having adventures of their own. There was his sister, ...
05/28/2005 05:17:00 PM · #195 Post actions
Janice, who met a group of kind looking women
who offered her a nice looking
Janice was hungry, so she ate it and...
05/28/2005 05:18:44 PM · #196 Post actions
Got stuck in a faucet, and is now waiting for Prince Charming
or Somebody!
05/28/2005 05:28:59 PM · #197 Post actions
When he arrived, he kissed her, she was released from her Kohler prison and they quickly ran off to Vegas and got married.
When word got back to Janice's home, the whole town was up in arms. The Carpenter's Union picketed in the streets!
Finally...
05/28/2005 05:36:09 PM · #198 Post actions
There were militant monks amongst the crowd.
Also joining in the action were a group of strangely attired girls
who peeked Janice's curiosity. She decided to be like Nancy Drew and followed them to...Message edited by author 2005-05-28 17:36:21.
05/28/2005 05:38:20 PM · #199 Post actions
only to find out they were really DPCers in disguise
but that didn't matter as they were on an adventure to rescue
05/28/2005 05:57:31 PM · #200 Post actions
Unfortunately...