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05/26/2005 03:30:40 PM · #51 Post actions
He took the advice to heart, went back to New York, and tried his hand as a graffiti artist until...
05/26/2005 03:34:52 PM · #52 Post actions
until he realized that much younger kids would run circles around him with louder colors and better spary can coverage. Oh my, he wondered, am I really an all around failure? is there no hope for me?
05/26/2005 03:37:05 PM · #53 Post actions
And then, while running away from a gang of Smurphs, he came across an Artic wolf in Central Park taht told him to move to Antartica and try seal fishing so he...
05/26/2005 03:37:55 PM · #54 Post actions
he became all teary-eyed
05/26/2005 03:38:09 PM · #55 Post actions
Originally posted by kpriest:
He took the advice to heart, went back to New York, and tried his hand as a graffiti artist until...
05/26/2005 03:39:37 PM · #56 Post actions
So he can cleanse his soul. Become reborn and start over. He did hear about this reborn business.
05/26/2005 03:44:12 PM · #57 Post actions
at that point, he was diagnosed with either schizophrenia, a slow connection or a cheap lens.
05/26/2005 03:47:03 PM · #58 Post actions
with all these woes, he decided to reincarnate as
05/26/2005 04:10:26 PM · #59 Post actions
and fell head over heels for a guy at a wedding she attended.
05/26/2005 04:13:38 PM · #60 Post actions
It must be the drugs. In the throws of a drug induced dream ...
Message edited by author 2005-05-26 17:08:10.
05/26/2005 05:46:56 PM · #61 Post actions
... he realizes that the story has ended without him.
05/26/2005 05:56:42 PM · #62 Post actions
and thus enters his own personal Valhalla,
05/26/2005 05:59:56 PM · #63 Post actions
Originally posted by sfalice:
and thus enters his own personal Valhalla,
05/26/2005 06:04:27 PM · #64 Post actions
"Foiled again!" said the Laughing Man. "I thought I had him that time!"
05/26/2005 06:08:59 PM · #65 Post actions
05/26/2005 06:14:48 PM · #66 Post actions
Have you locked up and pecked at by giant Condors. Message edited by author 2005-05-26 18:15:35.
05/26/2005 06:29:03 PM · #67 Post actions
Aided by Blunt-nosed Geese (the kind that really hurt!)
05/26/2005 06:53:40 PM · #68 Post actions
A Beach bum!
05/26/2005 07:01:16 PM · #69 Post actions
realized there was a giant cushion waiting for him at the bottom
05/26/2005 07:01:30 PM · #70 Post actions
suddenly had a vision
05/26/2005 09:23:05 PM · #71 Post actions
05/26/2005 09:25:42 PM · #72 Post actions
grandma walked in...
05/26/2005 09:48:55 PM · #73 Post actions
She had just escaped from her Houdini-like wrappings
05/26/2005 09:53:01 PM · #74 Post actions
..run downtown, without concern for being captured,
05/26/2005 11:40:47 PM · #75 Post actions
