OMG, like the abbreviation of the day... ROFLMAO! I actually had to wipe the tears off my glasses. Thanks, Ken, you made my day! Glad to see you're making some good use of that Golden Slippy.
Even better than the first. Just think....the pressure to stay this good is going to keep mounting, and mounting, and mounting. One day you're going to find that you're spending all your time on this and not entereing challenges. The DPC Enquirer will turn out to be 83 pages long and selling in newstands everywhere.
In the unlikely event that this drifts off the front page, I"m going to have to put this thread on my Watch List. I never want to miss another issue. What a way to wake up this morning.
The truth is uncovered. A team of lawyers have unraveled the mysteries of the DPC enquirer!!
The second latin paragraph of the disclamer states:
Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing el git, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
Our lawyers have translated the bizzare text. We were truly shocked at what we found. This is the translation as best they could tell.
Twice however actually he felt grief about karma, about his violation. To want to exist unmolested and in quite. Actually that splendid grief not faded very quickly, but in truth of both master and accuser had just hatred and disgust. What allured the lupine to bewitch Kevin? Twice he grieved of himself deserving none be facilitated. Karma caused herself pain to be in love, consecrated, in lard and coriander, but the divine Noyummy master used the incident while karma grieved extensively and often of, to be in love.
The lawyers have conluded that it was Kpriest who cleaved off Karmas hind quarter. Aparently Karma had become attracted to kpriest. In his rage of karma betraying her master kpriest removed her hind quarters to dissuade her love towards him. The disclamer was apparently an apology to karma. Our lawyers are prepared to help karmat in filing a lawsuit againse the evil DPC equirer editor.
The truth is uncovered. A team of lawyers have unraveled the mysteries of the DPC enquirer!!
The second latin paragraph of the disclamer states:
Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing el git, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
Our lawyers have translated the bizzare text. We were truly shocked at what we found. This is the translation as best they could tell.
Twice however actually he felt grief about karma, about his violation. To want to exist unmolested and in quite. Actually that splendid grief not faded very quickly, but in truth of both master and accuser had just hatred and disgust. What allured the lupine to bewitch Kevin? Twice he grieved of himself deserving none be facilitated. Karmat caused himself pain to be in love, consecrated, in lard and coriander, but the divine Noyummy master used the incident while karma grieved extensively and often of, to be in love.
The lawyers have conluded that it was Kpriest who cleaved off Karmats hind quarter. Aparently Karmat had become attracted to kpriest. In his rage of kama betraying her master kpriest removed her hind quarters to dissuade her love towards him. The disclamer was apparently an apology to kamat. Our lawyers are prepared to help karmat in filing a lawsuit againse the evil DPC equirer editor.
Just for the record, Karma is my dog and Karmat is a member whose hindquarters nobody (to my knowledge) has cleaved... My attorneys are looking into the rest of this strange post. Good translation, Trisk.
OMFG, I even took part on this!!!!
Kpriest, I'm having a blast at work, and the best is that nobody around me understands a damn thing about it hahahhaha!
I just found out about the "Enquirer".........it's friggin' hilarious!
Great job....
...I've been keeping an eye out for bear's reaction since he went off to look. It has now been quite awhile and I am worried about one or more of the following possibilities:
1. He laughed himself to death
2. He actually did call his lawyer to look at it
3. He is firing up his chainsaw and contemplating cutting off my hind quarters
4. Karma saw it, jumped in her wagon and is heading towards my house while foaming at the mouth
5. He IS Ted Kaczynski
I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants... oh wait I did, there's a damp patch... no, wait... just kidding!
Good thing for dark colors huh?
It's OK, nobody else noticed either...
He he he, well, I'm not actually wearing any pants hence I know I didn't pee 'em and there's no damp patch on my office chair but... you get the idea! :o)
