Jeeez, lay off the meat and cheese. Eat some fiber, drink some metamucil or something. If that doesn't work, try a colonic......
Ehhhhhhh *wrong* try again. :) Didn't graphicfunk already say this?
I was just kidding in my last post.
No, he suggested laying off the meat and sugar, which is not a bad idea either. I suggested avoiding meat and cheese, increasing fiber intake, a laxative and that perhaps you might need a good bowel cleansing. Oh yeah, you should take it easy with the caffiene too, it might be making you irritable.
I for one am happy to hear that you've caught the true spirit of rant. It aint for the faint of heart or the weak kneed and it aint for pc polite speak either. It's about letting out raw emotions (not the file format you dingbats lol). So go ahead, Matt, let it rip! YOu gots to go crazy every once in a while to maintain your sanity.
Btw, have you thought of Gestalt therapy? Just a thought :)
Also, even though I complained about Russell's cussin and spitin it was just to get him more riled up and pissed off.
I got banned from the site for over 2 weeks because some ninny site moderator thought I was too abrasive in the rant forums, kinda of Ironic isn't it!
I guess I shouldn't make personal attacks after being personally attacked, it's just not fair to the other people!
It takes a majority vote of Site Council to enact a suspension. Technically an Administrator can also do it unilaterally, but that almost never happens (and did not happen in your case). Your suspension was enacted as the result of a Site Council discussion, after you chose to disregard multiple warnings you received for site policy violations.
Gestalt therapy with a therapist might be helpful. However, my boss is rarely my therapist. I feel better afterwards, so perhaps he is.
In a note on changing times, did anyone see the Seinfield prime time 'reunion' show? In the ealry part he ran his first appearance onteh Tonight Show, his monologue was about a very fat person, 1400 lbs. Today one could not possibly say such things.
Remember the Dow Chemical ad form a decade or more ago?
"Without Chemicals, life itself would be impossible." Or at least a lot more boring!
Damn, I forgot to swear.
Obligitory rant: I hate shopping in December. More later...
Remember the Dow Chemical ad form a decade or more ago?
"Without Chemicals, life itself would be impossible." Or at least a lot more boring!
How about "Better Living Through Chemistry" -- was that DuPont or Monsanto?
There's a great poster which is just a lovely orange, with an "Ingredients" label on it, only everything is listed by chemical constituent. If all you saw was the label on the floor you'd be calling the HazMat team pronto : )
Correct. It's not just quantity, Quality matters too.
LOL true; its all about the quality.
Tell that to my brother's friend...when he was in high school, he filled a ziploc bag with cigarette butts and sold them to seventh graders under the pretense that they were actually "Whimsicals" - a completely fictitious drug! He told them that they could catch a 'sweet buzz' by smoking them.
Disclaimer: I'm not condoning any activities described in this post! It just made me laugh real hard!